5-year-old Me: [Looks around office] All of your Jewish co-workers are out ? Happy Hanukkah!
22-year-old Me: Nooo… Passover. Hanukkah’s usually in December.
5-year-old Me: Passa-whuh?
22-year-old Me: Y’know, the holiday marking the exodus of the Hebrews from slavery in Egypt? We watched a “Rugrats” special on it? Duh?
5-year-old Me: … Let’s ride bikes!*
*Editor’s Note: I should not think up blog posts before my first cup of coffee…