In Which I Argue with my Inner Child about Jewish Holidays

"Inner Child VII: Naughty," by Steve Heath via Flickr

5-year-old Me: [Looks around office] All of your Jewish co-workers are out ?  Happy Hanukkah!

22-year-old Me: Nooo… Passover.  Hanukkah’s usually in December.

5-year-old Me: Passa-whuh?

22-year-old Me: Y’know, the holiday marking the exodus of the Hebrews from slavery in Egypt?  We watched a “Rugrats” special on it?  Duh?

5-year-old Me: … Let’s ride bikes!*

*Editor’s Note: I should not think up blog posts before my first cup of coffee…

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