Monthly Archives: July 2009

You’ll be director and I’ll be your movie star

Róisín Murphy, "Movie Star" (via Flickr)

Drag Queens. Lobster Rape. Zombie Attack.

Róisín Murphy, let’s be friends.


Haiku Review of “Public Enemies”

Inspired by The Rotten Tomatoes Show on Current, I present two reviews of “Public Enemies” in haiku form (5-7-5 is just too durn constraining for one!).

Johnny Depp in "Public Enemies" (via

HD film, nice touch.

A li’l long, but fun to watch.

Kudos, Michael Mann.

Christian Bale in "Public Enemies" (via

Cameo-full cast!

Where’ve they all been hiding?

Leelee Sobieski…?

(Ugh, is her last name three or four syllables?  Aw, screw it.)